Lost in Sex-未满18不宜之博客

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 
要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 
每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
　　
Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
后排座位上的小孩会生出意外， 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
衣服就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看。

来源|猫扑大杂烩
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