Lost in Sex-未满18不宜之博客

从来不会发生这样的事情：少妇不会坐在丈夫腿上放屁。

(Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap)

第二古老的笑话出现在公元前1600年，与埃及法老King Snofru 有关：

怎样让法老开心？载满只穿鱼网的美女和法老一起去捕鱼。

(How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish.)

英国当地最古老的笑话出现在公元10世纪，讽刺Anglo-Saxons(某种民族) 男人好色：

什么东西它挂在男人大腿上，而且很想插入那个常常被插的洞里？钥匙。

(What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? A key)

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